noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
I’m only going to say this once boys; give me the *awkward pause* teddy bear.
- Spencer Eliot from Leverage (via renew-leverage)
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?
No one will believe you.
“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”